Great Gag Gift: Weiner Cleaner

This post is running double-duty today,
1. because it makes a hilarious gag gift and
2. because I made it myself and am going to show you how – so it’s a craft project as well.

Yes, with this one, I will admit my crafting has gone into the gutter.
It’s lude, it’s crude and totally inappropriate….
but I love the humour of it!

Easy project today:

Weiner cleaner

  • a bar of soap
  • a drill with a 1″ bit
  • a snack bag
  • and a printer to print the label.


First up; unwrap your soap and drill a giant hole through the middle with your 1″ bit.
Go smaller if you want to add insult to injury. lol

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Print off your weiner cleaner labels;

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Put your “Weiner Kleeners” in the zip lock bags and staple your label to the top.

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I can’t take credit for the wording on this – there is an actual Weiner Kleener available for purchase online (below).

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Because the wording isn’t mine (although the design of the label is) I can’t give access to a printable pdf – I’m sure it would piss the company off (pun totally intended).
 
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If you want to purchase the real-deal:

There’s got to be someone in your life that would find humour in this?

Hopefully there’s NOT anyone in your life that would need a weiner cleaner for hygiene reasons.  lol

Have fun – make someone’s day a little Merrier!

 Have a great one!

 

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2017-12-01T12:58:14-05:00December 6th, 2014|GIFT IDEAS, GIFTS, PRINTABLES|4 Comments

4 Comments

  1. Rita February 16, 2015 at 5:42 pm - Reply

    Too funny!!

    • Shelly @ 100Things2Do.ca February 16, 2015 at 6:58 pm - Reply

      One of the recipients of my gift just told me he was all out – I reminded him that he could go blind washing that much! lol Thanks for commenting!

  2. Rita J February 17, 2015 at 6:36 pm - Reply

    LOL. I love your sense of humor and your site too. I already made me one weiner kleener as soon as I got home from work today. Now I just need to see if I can get a clear print of the tag. Thanks for sharing and making me and the hubby laugh.

    • Shelly @ 100Things2Do.ca February 20, 2015 at 9:16 am - Reply

      I’m not sure where you live, but if your weather gets as cold as it does in Canada – you could also make a warm weather and cold weather version (to take into account “shrinkage”). lol
      Just remember, using your weiner kleener too much could make you go blind. lol

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