I am a reasonably intelligent woman, but for some reason that intelligence doesn’t ‘activate’ until a day after the fact.

I have to share my concrete projects with you….

I found this pin on Pinterest and decided “looks easy enough”.

Concrete hand planter, nailed it, when project fails are too funny not to share, project fails, working with concrete

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I got out my rubber gloves, my Quickcrete concrete mix and got to work.

Concrete hand planter, nailed it, when project fails are too funny not to share, project fails, working with concrete

I stuffed them and shaped them and set them out to dry.

Concrete hand planter, nailed it, when project fails are too funny not to share, project fails, working with concrete

Looks like it’s got potential right?

Except I forgot to agitate the concrete to get the air bubbles out.

Oh, and I forgot that once the fingers are cemented together, it might not be super-easy to remove the gloves.

Concrete hand planter, nailed it, when project fails are too funny not to share, project fails, working with concrete

As it turns out, if you leave a lot of air bubbles in your concrete it isn’t as hard as if you had removed them.  Then, when you attempt to rip the gloves off of the hands – the fingers might fall off:

Concrete hand planter, nailed it, when project fails are too funny not to share, project fails, working with concrete

Not quite as attractive as the inspiration photo is it?

NAILED IT!

Concrete hand planter, nailed it, when project fails are too funny not to share, project fails, working with concrete

Lost a pinky and two thumbs before I quit trying to cut the gloves off.

At this point I’m tempted to break off all the fingers except the middle one – just to make a statement about how I feel about this project.

Concrete hand planter, nailed it, when project fails are too funny not to share, project fails, working with concrete

Okay, let’s not be a Debbie-Downer here – I still had concrete left and another inspiration photo to work with:

Concrete and glass coaster, Concrete hand planter, nailed it, when project fails are too funny not to share, project fails, working with concrete

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It’s a coaster.

How hard can a coaster be?

I didn’t have the crushed glass, but I did have marbles so off I went.

Concrete and glass coaster, Concrete hand planter, nailed it, when project fails are too funny not to share, project fails, working with concrete

Pour the concrete over top and AGITATE WELL.

Concrete and glass coaster, Concrete hand planter, nailed it, when project fails are too funny not to share, project fails, working with concrete

Do you see my flaw already?

First off, that tuna can is almost 2″ (5cm) tall…. and yup, I filled it almost to the top.

Secondly, what might happen if you agitate the liquid concrete around the marbles?

I’ll show you:

NAILED IT!

The marbles become engulfed in the concrete and you can’t see them at all.

Had I thought this out, for even the briefest second, I might not have filled the tuna can – so that the tops of the marbles would still be above the concrete line.  Yup, that’s what an intelligent person would have done.

Not me, I decided I needed a 1.5″ coaster to put my drink on.

No many people can claim to have to reach UP to put their glass on a coaster.

I can.

And I can say that there are beautiful marbles inside it – that you can’t see – but the happiness comes from knowing they are there…

somewhere.

UGH!

Concrete and glass coaster, Concrete hand planter, nailed it, when project fails are too funny not to share, project fails, working with concrete

I have a couple of unattractive paperweights if anyone wants them?

These “Nailed it” type projects happen far more than I let on on the blog.

 

Have a great one!

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