Twister Sheets

Have I got your attention?

That was gratuitous – I knew mixing “Twister” and “Sheets” would grab you.

This all started because Hubby is impossible to buy for.

He’s so picky it’s ridonkulous.

No matter what I get him – he returns it.

So for Christmas I had to come up with something unique.
Something he’d like.  Something personal.  

Something non-refundable.

I’ll show you what I did:

I put a fitted sheet on the bed, and then I measured out where the circles should go.

Once I had an idea of spacing, I traced 4 rows of circles by 4 columns to imitate the Twister game. 

I know you’re looking at the next photo and your mind is going 12 degrees of kinky…

What it was actually for, was to lay underneath the fitted sheet so that the paint didn’t bleed through onto my mattress.

Get your mind out of the gutter!

(and you should come over for drinks sometime – I like your sense of humour!) 

Now, I’m sure there is fabric paint out there that would be the proper thing to use, but I have stained enough clothing with these little suckers to know they will set into the fabric of my Twister sheets.

 Then I went to town…

painting.

Voila Twister sheets!

King-sized!

Twister sheets, Gag Gift ideas, white elephant gift, gag Christmas gifts, funny gift ideas
Twister sheets, Gag Gift ideas, white elephant gift, gag Christmas gifts, funny gift ideas

 It’s for game night for us old folks that can’t crawl around on the floor anymore.

Just a side note – these sheets are no longer soft and comfortable, they are strictly for game-playing and not sleep. (wink)

What did you think we were going to do with Twister sheets?  
(My Dad reads this blog you know!) 

 What do you think – will this be a hit with Hubby? 

Do you think he’ll be ‘game’?  




All this innuendo is making me laugh!



Have a great one!

 

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2017-12-01T12:46:44-04:00December 9th, 2013|GIFT IDEAS, GIFTS|2 Comments

2 Comments

  1. sherri December 9, 2013 at 3:15 pm - Reply

    You are killing me with the Twister sheets, I had to share them one on my FB post. I suspect your Hubby WILL be game.

    • Shelly December 9, 2013 at 3:31 pm - Reply

      I guess all chances of me making Santa’s “Nice” list were blown with this post! lol

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